MANLY MEN Cakes

Is your guy a real "man's man?" Does he enjoy grunting, beer-can-crushing, and flexing?

THEN DO I HAVE THE CAKES FOR YOU!

Remember, pretty colors are for GIRLS. Singed poop and "I love hunting" flotsam is for MEN.

HOOAW!

And you know what else is manly? 

DEAD ANIMALS.

Make it a bloody action tableau for that extra festive touch!

Oh, and MANLY MEN may only express affection for other MANLY MEN through poorly spelled insults:

 

Translation: "I value your friendship and enjoy our long talks and emotionally validating back-slapping sessions."

(I'd tell you how they say "I love you," but there are innocents present.)

MANLY MEN also love the bewbies:

... or the butts.

(It's like a dirty optical illusion: WHICH SIDE AM I LOOKING AT?)

And MANLY MEN ride big ol' manly motorcycles:

Vroom vroom!

... and chug smeary bottles of manly booze for breakfast:

MANLY.

But most importantly, MANLY MEN are always - ALWAYS - happy to let their kids choose their birthday cakes:

D'awwww.

 (Although it gets less cute when you realize those blobby things are supposed to be hearts. o.0)

Thanks to Julia K., Katherine H., Meredith, Anony M., Monica F., Anony M., & Marianne for joining me in a rousing rendition of "Men In Tights." All together, now, ladies!

We're men! {MANLY MEN!} We're men in tights! {TIGHT TIGHTS!]

Ok, girls, that should be stuck in everyone's heads now for the rest of the day. OUR WORK HERE IS DONE.