Disenchantment Under the Sea

I'm telling you, things just haven't been the same here since Ariel opted for a water delivery!

 

♫ A sea birth ain't always keener

Sometimes it's a big mistake.

 

There's stuff you just can't unsee there

It even upset the hake.

 

Just look at the fish around you

She freaked 'em out by the score!

 

The squid even lost an eye now -

"Don't want it anymore."

 

Under the sea!

[Oh my, Dory!]

What did we see?

[Under the sea!]

 

Childbirth ain't better,

just 'cause it's wetter

Take it from me!

Up on the shore it works OK.
Just let the doctors earn their pay!

'Cause if we're voting

 "It was revolting!"


Under the sea! ♫


[plop!]

 

Thanks to Carolann, Elizabeth G., Tiffany G., Nicole & Koren S., Angela G., Amy R., Trish L., Pon T., Chris, and James N., for not watering down their labors of love. (And, yes, the octopus is very well done... which is probably why it's creeping me out so much.)