The Wreckers Who Don't Bake Pirate Things
Hey, it's Talk Like a Pirate Day!
Bo-ring.
Since everyone else is talking like pirates, I think we should sing like pirates!
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♫ Arr arr ARR!!
We are the wreckers
who don't bake pirate things!
And if you ask us
To bake pirate things...
We'll just tell you...
We can't bake pirate things.
Wellllllll weeeee've ...
Never seen a doubloon
And our "octopus" ain't clever
And we think the Jolly Roger
is that weird guy from the mall!
And our swords are always phallic
Treasure Island's full of plassss-tic!
And our pirate chest
looks like it took a fall!
'Cauuusssee weeee're the
Wreckerrrrs!
Who can't bake pirate things
See, our skull and 'bones
will astound!!
So if you ask us
to bake pirate thiiinnngggsss...
We'll just tell you...
We can't bake pirate things. ♫
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There now. Arrrrrn't you glad we're done?
Thanks to Laura I., Vicki H., Cindy G., April L., Dianne P., Jeanne T., Courtney S., Sara H., Shannon T., and Steph R., who I trust have never kissed a chipmunk.
All together now, ye scalawags!
