How The Cookie Fumbles

PROBLEM: 

Bakers think footballs are shaped like this:

 Or this:


 Or this(!!):

Or - lest you think the wrecks are always cupcake cakes (ptooie!) - this:

('Supe?)

 

SOLUTION: 

 Give the bakers a football-shaped baking pan! 

It's brilliant, brilliant, BRILLIANT!!

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The cookies, they mock us. THEY MOCK US, I SAY.

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Ah well, at least we know they can't screw up baseballs.

 

 

Thanks to Beth H., Chris E., Erin M., Kathryn H., Jenesis E., & Jamie F. for the offer, but I think I'll pass.