How The Cookie Fumbles
PROBLEM:
Bakers think footballs are shaped like this:
Or this:
Or this(!!):
Or - lest you think the wrecks are always cupcake cakes (ptooie!) - this:
('Supe?)
SOLUTION:
Give the bakers a football-shaped baking pan!
It's brilliant, brilliant, BRILLIANT!!
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The cookies, they mock us. THEY MOCK US, I SAY.
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Ah well, at least we know they can't screw up baseballs.
Thanks to Beth H., Chris E., Erin M., Kathryn H., Jenesis E., & Jamie F. for the offer, but I think I'll pass.