Bill Of Wrongs

So my son has a test soon on the Bill of Rights.

Lucky for me, Wreckerators make explaining them easy!

Freedom of Assembly

Even if no one else understands why you're there.

The Right To Bear Arms

He'd like his back, please.

Freedom of Speech

Remember, just because you can say something doesn't mean you should...

Freedom of Religion

AMEN.

The right to a speedy, public trial.

Er, that's "PUBLIC" -- with an "L". o.0

No Unreasonable Seizures

I can't decide whether the sight of this cake causes seizures, or it was made by someone having one.

Lucky me, works either way.

The Right Against Self-Incrimination

One should always plead the fifth after drinking one...

No Cruel And Unusual Punishments

Let's see... Starting a lifetime fear of dolls:

✓ Cruel
✓ Unusual
✓ Punishing

Nailed it!

Y'know, I think my son's test is going to be a piece of cake.

I proudly assert my right to thank Heather P., Robyn D., L&K K., Kathy K., Ashley, Sarah S., Kelsey V., and Rachel M. for having strong enough constitutions to take these pictures.

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