8 Hilarious Wrecks Bakers Want Us To Believe Are Football Helmets

I'll be the first to admit that a football helmet is not the easiest thing to draw:

It's all round and confusing and stuff.

 

BUT STILL.

But still.

 

Really, bakers?

 

REALLY??

 

If you had no context, tell me you wouldn't think this was a cheese grater:

 

And this was a happy whale:

 

Here's a couch in front of a window:

 

And a, uh...

...demonic hacky sack?

 

Eesh, how sad is it when this is the best one?

 

If only bakers had a helmet shaped PAN, you know? Something that locks them into the right shape, so they absolutely, positively, could NOT mess it...

*headdesk*

 

Thanks to Bruce B., Manda, Matt M., Anony M., Brielle R., Kristin N., Heather F., Rachel K., & Anna E. for finding a reason I might actually need a helmet. (Or possibly a padded desk.)

*****

Thank you for using our Amazon links to shop! USA, UK, Canada.