8 Hilarious Wrecks Bakers Want Us To Believe Are Football Helmets

I'll be the first to admit that a football helmet is not the easiest thing to draw:

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It's all round and confusing and stuff.

 

BUT STILL.

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But still.

 

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Really, bakers?

 

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REALLY??

 

If you had no context, tell me you wouldn't think this was a cheese grater:

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And this was a happy whale:

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Here's a couch in front of a window:

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And a, uh...

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...demonic hacky sack?

 

Eesh, how sad is it when this is the best one?

 

If only bakers had a helmet shaped PAN, you know? Something that locks them into the right shape, so they absolutely, positively, could NOT mess it...

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*headdesk*

 

Thanks to Bruce B., Manda, Matt M., Anony M., Brielle R., Kristin N., Heather F., Rachel K., & Anna E. for finding a reason I might actually need a helmet. (Or possibly a padded desk.)

Oh hey, and if you think these bakers have been drinking, maybe getting them this will help:

Football Helmet Wine Bottle Holder

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And from my other blog, Epbot: