8 Hilarious Wrecks Bakers Want Us To Believe Are Football Helmets

I'll be the first to admit that a football helmet is not the easiest thing to draw:

It's all round and confusing and stuff.

BUT STILL.

But still.

Really, bakers?

REALLY??

If you had no context, tell me you wouldn't think this was a cheese grater:

And this was a happy whale:

Here's a couch in front of a window:

And a, uh...

...demonic hacky sack?

Eesh, how sad is it when this is the best one?

If only bakers had a helmet shaped PAN, you know? Something that locks them into the right shape, so they absolutely, positively, could NOT mess it...

*headdesk*

Thanks to Bruce B., Manda, Matt M., Anony M., Brielle R., Kristin N., Heather F., Rachel K., & Anna E. for finding a reason I might actually need a helmet. (Or possibly a padded desk.)

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And from my other blog, Epbot: