Wedding Wrecks, Vol. 379

The wrecky forces-that-be have smiled upon us once more, dear minions.

Translation?

I HAVE MORE WEDDING WRECKS.

Here's what Daisy had in mind when she ordered her mini cake and cupcake tower:

But instead...

Oooh, you guys, I feel a bucket list item coming up:

This is it! THIS IS IT.

Ahem hem hem.

Q: What's black-and-white and wrecked all over?

A: KELLY'S WEDDING CAKE.

(Sorry, Kelly.)

And finally, behold the elegant glory of the cake Kassandra ordered for a whopping $750:

Oooh, you've got good taste, Kassandra.

...but terrible luck with bakers:

o.0

Here's how I imagine Kassandra's baker dropped off the cake:

"My work here... IS DONE."

Thanks to brides Daisy E., Kelly J., & Kassandra for reminding us wedding wreckage is serious business.

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