Fails To Meet Expectations

Expectation:


 

Reality:

 

Aspiration:

 

Funkification:

 

Ruffles & Bows:

 

Wreckage & Woes:

 

Swing...

 

...aaand a miss:


 

Thanks to Judy, Elly R., Anony M., & Megan A. for helping lower the bar; I think we could all use a drink now.

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