Against The Grain

Y'know...

...maybe the bride shouldn't have ordered a whole wheat wedding cake.

Thanks to Sasha M., for helping us remember the first year is always the harvest hardest.

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Update From Jen: 

I see your stalks of wheat, Sharyn, and raise you...

THIS.

Thanks to Robert V. for making like a tree, and swaying in high winds.

(I'd ask you readers who won, but considering these were both wedding cakes, I guess we already know who lost. Heh.)

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Update from john (the hubby of Jen) 

Ooh, ooh! My turn!

Sha-POW! Take THAT! Haha!

Thanks to Adrienne H.  for helping me needle my fellow writers. I'm pretty sure I sapped their strength. Also, my house is a bit messy so I should probably spruce up the place!

Three! THREE PUNS!!! AH. AH. AH!

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