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Cakes so full of grime
Possibly diseased
Oozing from both ends!
These could kill your friends...
Unexpectedly.
Just a little mange
Y'all come for the feast!
What’s that over there?
Dirty underwear?
Who would pay for these?
Everyone’s the same
Spongebob in disguuuuise!
We should tell the store
Sometimes less is more
Those cows hurt MY EYES.
These cakes are a crime
Misery prolonged
Sticky, green and strange!
Makes you feel deranged
These are just so wrong.
Certainly this one
Has infected yeast
Festering, with slime
These cakes are a crime
Who would pay for these?
Festering, with slime
These cakes are a crime
Who would pay.... for theeese?
(Off to the Dumpster with you now, cakes. It’s past your sell time.)
Thanks to Chloe, Louise F., Megan P., Anony M., Eric P., Pete & Erika , Anna S., Tiffany S., Ashlee M., Joanna B., Hannah C., Chani, & Mona S., who recommend skipping the gray stuff this time.
*Made by the awesome Jennifer Lewis of The Connoisseurs. Check out the making of here.
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