8 Christmas Cakes So Bad They're Good (For A Belly Laugh)
'Tis the season to count your wreckage.
1) This cup of "Coco"
2) A Holiday Joint
I think it's an elbow.
3) Gingerbread X-Rays
DANGIT TSA IS NOTHING SACRED
4) Santa?
Even he doesn't know what's on his head.
5) A Cluster Cluck of Wrapping Paper:
Actual Conversation Between Me and John Regarding This Cake:
Me: [zooming in on wrapping] "Um, can you tell what this is?"
John: [squinting] "That's Santa... holding an accordion."
Me: [pause] "Is Santa a chicken?"
John: [longer pause] "Yes, yes he is."
6) Santa's "Sleigh":
I think I deserve a gold medal for figuring this one out, you guys.
7) A Snowman, Probably:
See the scarf and hat?
8) Poo-dolf, the Leech-Nosed Colon Cleaner:
Ho Ho NO.
Thanks to Sherri B., Allie D., Heather G., Surlana, Amelia K., Sydney B., Julie A., & Jeffrey C. for making it rain, dear.
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