8 Christmas Cakes So Bad They're Good (For A Belly Laugh)

'Tis the season to count your wreckage.

1) This cup of "Coco"

2) A Holiday Joint

I think it's an elbow.

3) Gingerbread X-Rays

DANGIT TSA IS NOTHING SACRED

4) Santa?

Even he doesn't know what's on his head.

5) A Cluster Cluck of Wrapping Paper:

Actual Conversation Between Me and John Regarding This Cake:

Me: [zooming in on wrapping] "Um, can you tell what this is?"
John: [squinting] "That's Santa... holding an accordion."
Me: [pause] "Is Santa a chicken?"
John: [longer pause] "Yes, yes he is."

6) Santa's "Sleigh":

I think I deserve a gold medal for figuring this one out, you guys.

7) A Snowman, Probably:

See the scarf and hat?

8) Poo-dolf, the Leech-Nosed Colon Cleaner:

Ho Ho NO.

Thanks to Sherri B., Allie D., Heather G., Surlana, Amelia K., Sydney B., Julie A., & Jeffrey C. for making it rain, dear.

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