A Darkly Dreaming Christmas
Er...
WRONG HOLIDAY, SIGN GUY
The "I've been extra good" plate is the ironic cherry on top.
And if you're wondering what a demonic Santa would look like:
To quote a philosopher from the early 1990s, "Woomp, there it is."
I bet this bakery display seemed like a good idea at the time:
... but in practice, your guests end up eating Cthulhu's face.
(Hang on, that's actually kind of awesome. Never mind, baker, CARRY ON.)
This season, BEWARE OF LOITERING IGLOO CLOWNS:
Trust me, they're always up to some funny business.
Things You Don't Want To Find Under The Tree Christmas Morning:
And you thought last year's pack of underwear was crappy.
And finally,
How To Tell If Santa's Been Watching Youtube Makeup Tutorials Again:
Is that glitter highlighter? Dang, girl. GET IT.
Thanks to Keely M., G.Z., Lisa S., Stephanie B., Laura R., & Kris D., for the many sides of St. Nick.
Oh, and Mary Christmis everybuddy!
*****
P.S. - I feel like Glamour Santa would approve of this:
