The Giving Spree

It's been six months since Valentines day, minions, so CLEARLY you need a refresher in romance.
And CLEARLY I am the one to give it. Because CLEARLY I am a giver. (Shush, John.)

So.

Maybe try one of these?

- Play some sexy music

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When in doubt, go with the classics.

 

- Recite a romantic poem

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Why are there only 2 ducks? I'm so glad you asked.
Because you put the 3rd somewhere... wet.
Like the bath tub.
Sicko.

 

- Wear something daring to bed

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Like clown pants.

And finally, if you're feeling really adventurous....

- Try picking up hot chicks together

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Mmm. Melty.
Now, let's go spark some romance, peeps!

 

Thanks to Jan B., Katie C., Jillian I., & Liberty for discovering true poultry in motion.

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P.S. I was only going to show you the Chicken adult onesie, but then I found the dragon and the shark:

Women's Fleece Onesie Pajamas

Awwww yeeeeeah. And major kudos to the model, who is WORKING that chicken suit.

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And from my other blog, Epbot: