The Giving Spree
It's been six months since Valentines day, minions, so CLEARLY you need a refresher in romance.
And CLEARLY I am the one to give it. Because CLEARLY I am a giver. (Shush, John.)
So.
Maybe try one of these?
- Play some sexy music
When in doubt, go with the classics.
- Recite a romantic poem
Why are there only 2 ducks? I'm so glad you asked.
Because you put the 3rd somewhere... wet.
Like the bath tub.
Sicko.
- Wear something daring to bed
Like clown pants.
And finally, if you're feeling really adventurous....
- Try picking up hot chicks together
Mmm. Melty.
Now, let's go spark some romance, peeps!
Thanks to Jan B., Katie C., Jillian I., & Liberty for discovering true poultry in motion.
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P.S. I was only going to show you the Chicken adult onesie, but then I found the dragon and the shark:
Awwww yeeeeeah. And major kudos to the model, who is WORKING that chicken suit.
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And from my other blog, Epbot: