John's Final Straw
Thanks to Natalia R., Anony M., Sandra B., Lisa S., and Vicky G. for sparking the idea.
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P.S. Not to fuel the flames or anything, but I'm giving away a few bottles of honey mead this year and I found the CUTEST gift bags:
Gnome Wine Bottle Bags, 3pk
Looking at these adorable lil' gnomies is guaranteed to calm internet rage by at least 17%. And for the rest of the rage, you can just drink whatever's inside. ;)
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And from my other blog, Epbot: