Hey, THEY Said It, Not Me
Calling all "Qualified" Cake "Decorators"!
Er...
Sure, it's a tough job, but someone's gotta poo it.
Though it does require you give a flying crap:
And be a regular person:
You know, no weirdos.
If that's you, then this job could be yours in a pinch!
A heaping pile o' fun!
Just remember to go with the flow:
But(t) not that much.
(Ooh, looks like the bride finally managed to get... a turd in edgewise.)
(AH THANK YOU, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.)
And thanks also to Anneke D., Patricia S., Amy K., Firas, Gail W., Cheyenne B., & Britani O. for passing on... the excitement.
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You may think the world doesn't need any more poop-themed products, but - BUTT! - I think you'll agree the world DEFINITELY needs the "Gotta Go Flamingo."
Why? Because it's a toy flamingo that comes with its own toilet and NO I'M NOT MAKING THIS UP:
Little Live Pets' "Gotta Go Flamingo"
Wow. Wow. The product photo of a kid pouring the "reusable food" out of the toilet and back into the flamingo's mouth is going to stay with me for a while.
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And from my other blog, Epbot: