If The Shoe Fits...
...then you for SURE won't be getting far in it:
Thanks to Jennifer M. for that visual image. ("Heel, toe. Heeeeeeel, TOE! Heeeeeeel, TOE!")
And it's such a pity the baker didn't have, I dunno, some form of small-scale model to reference, isn't it?
Yeeeeah.
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Y'all, this is so fun. This is a STAPLER: