Oops! They Did It Again

Will you guys ever get tired of seeing wedding missed marks? 'Cuz I'm thinking, "no."

Let's test that theory, shall we?

 

What the bride wanted:

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What the bride got:

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That'll buff out.

 

A lovely leaf motif:

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And a lovely...oh good grief:

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Actually, that leaf design is so popular I have two wedding wrecks based on it:

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Whoah. This baker needs to make like a tree, and get out of tree decorations.

(Hm. I feel like that line didn't go quite right. Maybe I should follow it up with something clever.)

So.

YEAH.

(Theeere we go.)

This next one's in reverse order; here's what Anthony L's bakery replaced another bakery's initial wreck with, and with only an hour and a half to do so before the wedding started:

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Not bad for less than two hours' work, right?

 

Especially when you compare what the original cake (again, from another bakery) looked like:

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Am I the only one who thinks this looks like Play-Doh? I keep expecting it to spring to life, claymation style. And then maybe turn into a giant demon dog and terrorize a nerdy New York accountant.

Just me?

 

Here's a fun, modern pattern:

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Aaaaand the fun stops HERE:

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It's never a good sign when your cake is crying.

 

Goodness gracious, great balls on wires!

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Seriously. They're like shiny little bubbles of joy - totally cute.

 

These, on the other hand, are just...

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...balls.

 

Thanks to Krista V., Emily B., Allison I., Anthony L., Tempest J., & Sarah B. for feeding our horrible wedding wreck obsession.

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P.S. In case your life was missing a set of cat butt magnets, I found you some:

Cat Butt Magnets

There's also a set for dogs.

You're welcome.


:D

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