The Princess Bridal Wrecks
"Mawwiage!
(Oooh, aaahhh.)
Mawwiage is wot bwings us togevaaah...today."
(Ewww! Awwww...)
"Mawwiage: that bwessed awangement...."
"That dweem..."
"Wivin...a... dweem!"
("Stand your ground, men! Stand your ground!")
"So tweasure your wove."
And your airbrush.
Skipping to the end...
"The chocolate coating makes it go down easier.
But you shouldn't go swimming after for at least a good hour."
Stephanie M., Anony M., Amanda C., Ann B., & Jennifer, are there Wrecks ahead? If there are, we'll all be fed!
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