Here Comes The Snide
In honor of all the summer weddings this month, I decided to sing a little song.
(With apologies to Nat King Cole.)
Unforgettable...
That's what you are.
Unforgettable!
Beyond subpar!
Like a song of love that CLINGS to me...
(ew)
How the thought of you does THINGS to me...
(seeing...red...)
Never before has something been mooore...
UNFORGETTABLE!!
Someone will pay!
And forever moooore...
They'll rue the day!
That's why darling...
It's incredible...
That a wreck...
So unforgettable...
Could also be so...
...dang inedible too.
Thanks to Christin S., Amanda C., Rachael H., Jessi T., Anony M., Chase C., Amy S., Angela I., & Susan C. for scaring all the brides-to-be out there.
*****
P.S. In case this post wasn't painful enough:
Exceptionally Bad Dad Jokes
There are a lot of "dad joke" books out there, but this one has awesome ratings AND the word "spiffing" on the cover, so it's a clear winner.
Oh, and good news, there's a Volume 2!
