Fade To Wreck
Just when you thought Fridays couldn't get any better, along comes...
WEDDING WRECKS!
Molly S. ordered this lovely ombré design for her wedding cake:
But instead, she got this:
Molly paid $500 for it.
It was still frozen solid in the middle.
And it left a giant puddle on the tablecloth.
NEXT!
Stephanie R. tells us the bride wanted a combo of these two cakes:
Oooh. Aaah.
So, a blue ombré fade on a smooth tiered cake with a monogram?
ROGER THAT.
o.0
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ROGER, KILL THAT.
And finally, not a wedding cake, but Michelle tells me they wanted this for Madisyn's birthday:
I guess the baker didn't feel like making all those strands of fondant, though - which would probably be ok, provided the aforementioned baker can pipe even lines of oh who are we kidding.
Mmm. Finger-y.
Thanks to Molly, Stephanie, & Michelle for reminding us maybe it's time for a new trend. I'm thinking... chevrons. Eh? What could go wrong?
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P.S. It's never too early to start decorating for spooky season, and these stick-on bats were my biggest hit last year:
3D Halloween Bats, Exterior Grade, 60 pc set
They're made of sturdy plastic, come in 4 different sizes, and have adhesive pads to easily stick them up anywhere in or outside your home. (I put a whole belfry of them on our front door.) (I don't know if "belfry" is right, but I'm going with it. :D) Even better, the whole 60 piece set is only $9 Prime!