Spring DOOM!!!

This spring, terror has a new name:

SCREAMING BLOOD-SOAKED LAGOMORPH RECKONING OF DOOOOOM

With everything you've come to expect from a low budget, Easter-themed horror movie! 

Including:

Idiotic, overly testosterone-laden frat boys:

  "There's old blood and creepy hooks hanging everywhere in this abandoned house that's miles from anywhere - so let's check out the basement! Shyah!"

Gratuitous nudity:

"OMG Jill, we should go skinny dipping!"

That one guy with common sense who always dies at the beginning:

"Guys, this is a really bad idea. Why don't we just get in the car and leave? It's right over there!Jill, put your clothes back on! Well, I'm leavinaaaaauuuuuugggghhhhh!!!!"

Those freaky long-limbed creatures that crawl on ceilings:

NOPE. Nope. Nope-nope-nope-nope!

And of course, creepy two-headed chicks:

 "Come play with us.

"We'll play ... chicken."

So this Easter, hop on over ...

... FOR A KILLING.

.... F

ROM

A CREEPY COW/SHEEP/BUNNY ... THING.

UM.

YEAH. 

Thanks to Geneva W., Kathleen L., John B., Michelle L., Alyssa T., Anne B., & Lisa F. for the basket case ... OF HORROR. 

(Ok, so today wasn't the best pun day. WHAT.)