This Post Is Full Of Lies About Elephants.

Today we're going to address the elephant in the room.

And by "elephant" I mean all elephants. And by "address" I mean "look at cakes of." And by "in the room" I mean "NOT in this room."

Ahem hem hem.

Ahhh, elephants.

So ele-gant. So phant-astic.
(Don't mind the nose; he's just chilly.)

From the moment they are a mere twinkle in their daddy elephant's...

...eye...

elephants are strong swimmers!

Baby elephants make the cutest basketballs:

Well, at least at first.

Heheh. Whoops.

Later in life, elephants spend their days growing eyebrows and impersonating Jerry Seinfeld.

"And what is the DEAL with airline peanuts?!"

Until the sweet release of death:

And their haunting of the living:

Coming this Fall:
Paranormal 7: An Elephant Never Forgets

So the next time you see an elephant lounging on all its bales of hay,

Just remember:

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Hm?

Oh! Sorry, I don't have any moral here. I just wanted that face seared into someone else's brain, too.

Thanks to Tatiana, Sarah S., Lauren S., Bo K., Alanna O., Hillary B., Hanna D., Laura M., & Anony M. for the slam trunks.
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P.S. If you love elephants - well first, then I apologize for everything in this post, ha - but second, I found you an adorable pillow to make up for it:

Linen Pillow Cover: Elephant In Glasses
It's only $13, and makes me wish I had more couches to put cute pillows on.

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And from my other blog, Epbot: