The Far Side of Cake, Vol. 4

Unfortunately, Homer's dream of being surrounded by beer and boobs was taking a decidedly sinister turn.

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Marie enjoyed the company at first, but soon the muppets' unwavering attention began to take its toll.

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Later, under the cover of darkness, the Pipe Slugs made a break for it.

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Sometimes Liz would wonder, "Why is everything so hard? Where am I going in life? Why me?"

Then one day someone decided to make lemonade.

Thanks to Martha A., Ali, Gypsi H., & Valerie J. for helping us go to there.

The Wreckers Who Don't Bake Pirate Things

Hey, it's Talk Like a Pirate Day!

Bo-ring.

Since everyone else is talking like pirates, I think we should sing like pirates!

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♫  Arr arr ARR!!

We are the wreckers 

who don't bake pirate things!

Any ship we make

  Looks run-aground!

And if you ask us

To bake pirate things... 

We'll just tell you...

We can't bake pirate things.

Wellllllll weeeee've ... 

Never seen a doubloon

And our "octopus" ain't clever

And we think the Jolly Roger 

is that weird guy from the mall!

And our swords are always phallic

 Treasure Island's full of plassss-tic!

And our pirate chest 

looks like it took a fall!

'Cauuusssee weeee're the

Wreckerrrrs! 

Who can't bake pirate things

See, our skull and 'bones 

will astound!!

So if you ask us 

to bake pirate thiiinnngggsss...

We'll just tell you...

We can't bake pirate things. ♫

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There now. Arrrrrn't you glad we're done?

Thanks to Laura I., Vicki H., Cindy G., April L., Dianne P., Jeanne T., Courtney S., Sara H., Shannon T., and Steph R., who I trust have never kissed a chipmunk.

All together now, ye scalawags!