Rey From Star Wars Gets World's Crappiest Princess Cake

What do you do when your daughter wants one of those Princess/Barbie dress cakes for her birthday, only with Rey from Star Wars? (AFTER high-fiving her for having awesome taste, I mean.)

Well, you bring in the Rey doll and ask your baker to give her a big poofy cake skirt, that's what. You know, kind of like this:

(By Whitney Wickham)

Only more cakey.

So that's exactly what Julie S. did. She brought in the plastic figurine, asked for a dress cake, and got...

[drum roll, please]

This:

[WOMP WOMP]

I'll give you a moment to really absorb all the majesty.

Got it all absorbed?

Good.

Now check out the side view:

From this way it looks like she's being swallowed by a giant sand worm, right? See, this is why you always walk without rhythm in the desert, Rey.

Thanks to Julie S. for letting me cross the streams. Let's just hope it was spice cake.

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P.S. Here's one of the prettiest Rey shirts I've seen:

The Rise Of Skywalker Rey T-Shirt
It also looks amazing on purple and black! Hit the link for all 9 color choices.

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

This Post Is Full Of Lies About Elephants.

Today we're going to address the elephant in the room.

And by "elephant" I mean all elephants. And by "address" I mean "look at cakes of." And by "in the room" I mean "NOT in this room."

Ahem hem hem.

Ahhh, elephants.

So ele-gant. So phant-astic.
(Don't mind the nose; he's just chilly.)

From the moment they are a mere twinkle in their daddy elephant's...

...eye...

elephants are strong swimmers!

Baby elephants make the cutest basketballs:

Well, at least at first.

Heheh. Whoops.

Later in life, elephants spend their days growing eyebrows and impersonating Jerry Seinfeld.

"And what is the DEAL with airline peanuts?!"

Until the sweet release of death:

And their haunting of the living:

Coming this Fall:
Paranormal 7: An Elephant Never Forgets

So the next time you see an elephant lounging on all its bales of hay,

Just remember:

[....]

[....]

Hm?

Oh! Sorry, I don't have any moral here. I just wanted that face seared into someone else's brain, too.

Thanks to Tatiana, Sarah S., Lauren S., Bo K., Alanna O., Hillary B., Hanna D., Laura M., & Anony M. for the slam trunks.
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P.S. If you love elephants - well first, then I apologize for everything in this post, ha - but second, I found you an adorable pillow to make up for it:

Linen Pillow Cover: Elephant In Glasses
It's only $10, and makes me wish I had more couches to put cute pillow on.

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And from my other blog, Epbot: