AND NOT A SINGLE FART JOKE

Saturday was Thomas Crapper Day and let me tell you I was FLUSHED with excitement! I know, it sneaks up on me every year, too.

BUTT never fear: it’s never too late to celebrate!

How about this lovely...

Poo-quet?

(You know, like bouquet? WORK WITH ME PEOPLE)

Or perhaps you prefer your poop prehistoric:

Ooph. That head was a real crapshoot.

(Please, try to contain your excrement.)

Anyone else go nuts for donuts?

Wait, "caterpillars"?

Look more like dung beetles to me.

::rim shot::

Or how about this classic chart-topper:

Droppings like it's hot. 

Well, however you celebrate, minions, may you be happy as a pig in poop:

OH! And don't forget to continue this moving celebration during the Big Game!

GO GO GO SUPER BOWEL

Thanks to Elizabeth R., Jay R., Kristin H., Fiona H., Katherine B., & Kelly M. for updating the log.

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I can only imagine how proud Thomas Crapper would be to know this exists:

16 Color Toilet Night Light

Just think of all the sweet family memories you can create!

Santa's "C" Team

Now, Droopy!

Now, Poopy!

Now, Boner!

...and Pancake!

On, Slappy!

On, Psycho!

On, Peanut!

And Lunch Break!

To the top of the shelf!
To the stores at the mall!

Now wreck away, wreck away, 

WRECK AWAY, ALL!

Thanks to Penny V., Bill S., Tina L., Bernadette, Maria, Janie C., Lisa T., Jayla S., & Meghan G. for the wrecky roll call.

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Here's a better roll call for New Year's:

TINY PRANCERS!

These bitty unicorns sit on the edge of your glass and make whatever you're drinking at least 37% more magical. That's science, y'all. Plus they let you tell which drink is yours, which I guess is TECHNICALLY the whole point, but you and I know better. ::wink::