"Ham" Or "Pig Intestines?"

 Do you like

green, eggs and ham?

I do not like them,

Baker, ma'am.

I do not like

green, eggs and ham.

Would you like them 

at your wedding?

Would you like them 

in that setting?

I would not like them

at my wedding.

I would not like them

in that setting.

I do not like them,

Baker, ma'am.

I do not like

green, eggs and ham!

Would you like ham thinly sliced?

Would you like eggs nicely iced?

I would not like ham thinly sliced

I would not like eggs nicely iced.

Seriously, lady.

I AM NOT EATING THIS.

Thanks to Tracy C. for inspiring me to lay off ham sandwiches for a while. (But never deviled eggs. Why can't I quit you, you eggy devils, you?!)