"Ham" Or "Pig Intestines?"
Do you like
green, eggs and ham?
I do not like them,
Baker, ma'am.
I do not like
green, eggs and ham.
Would you like them
at your wedding?
Would you like them
in that setting?
I would not like them
at my wedding.
I would not like them
in that setting.
I do not like them,
Baker, ma'am.
I do not like
green, eggs and ham!
Would you like ham thinly sliced?
Would you like eggs nicely iced?
I would not like ham thinly sliced
I would not like eggs nicely iced.
Seriously, lady.
I AM NOT EATING THIS.
Thanks to Tracy C. for inspiring me to lay off ham sandwiches for a while. (But never deviled eggs. Why can't I quit you, you eggy devils, you?!)