May The 4th Be Wrecky

"Dude, he was JUST HERE."

Though strangely, the sound effects are still the same.

SO SINISTER.

"I find your lack of unicorns... DISTURBING."

Maybe farce with unto you be Jen D., Rebecca F., Mihkaila, Ellen H., Peter R., Ralph J., Amber D., Heather P., and Mandi B.

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P.S. If you appreciate Star Wars *and* good design, then these fabulous glasses are for you:

Star Wars "Helmet Hues" Tumblers, Set of 4

LOVING these colors, and they're 33% off this week, so just under $30 for the set!

Against The Grain

Y'know...

...maybe the bride shouldn't have ordered a whole wheat wedding cake.

Thanks to Sasha M., for helping us remember the first year is always the harvest hardest.

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Update From Jen: 

I see your stalks of wheat, Sharyn, and raise you...

THIS.

Thanks to Robert V. for making like a tree, and swaying in high winds.

(I'd ask you readers who won, but considering these were both wedding cakes, I guess we already know who lost. Heh.)

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Update from john (the hubby of Jen) 

Ooh, ooh! My turn!

Sha-POW! Take THAT! Haha!

Thanks to Adrienne H.  for helping me needle my fellow writers. I'm pretty sure I sapped their strength. Also, my house is a bit messy so I should probably spruce up the place!

Three! THREE PUNS!!! AH. AH. AH!

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P.S. Need to hide your eyes *and* listen to music or a good podcast? Then check THESE babies out:

Bluetooth Sleep Headphones

I listen to boring audio books on these every night to keep my brain from spinning out of control, which works wonders for my insomnia. I wear them like a sleep mask - like the model here - to block the light, too. These things have been a life saver: comfy enough for side sleeping, not too loud like some of my old speakers, and they only cost $20 Prime. Highly recommend!

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And from my other blog, Epbot: