And I Thought "Hole Pile" Sounded Bad

When it comes to naming pastries, you could say this bakery has really hit bottom:

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But then, maybe this is a tongue-in-cheek kind of thing?

{Ew.}

Butt seriously, I'm sure these doughnuts are out of this world.

In fact, I bet they're really popular on Uranus.

[rimshot!]

 

Thanks to Robert F. for showing us what happens when you assume you know how to abbreviate "assorted."

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P.S. Here's a giggle for my coffee-loving friends:

"My Four Moods" Dragon Tee
:D

It comes in both Men's & Women's cuts, plus a bunch more colors.

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

Here Comes The Snide

In honor of all the summer weddings this month, I decided to sing a little song.

(With apologies to Nat King Cole.)

Unforgettable...

That's what you are.

Unforgettable!

Beyond subpar!

Like a song of love that CLINGS to me...

(ew)

How the thought of you does THINGS to me...

(seeing...red...)

Never before has something been mooore...

UNFORGETTABLE!!

Someone will pay!

And forever moooore...

They'll rue the day!

That's why darling...

It's incredible...

That a wreck...

So unforgettable...

Could also be so...

...dang inedible too.

Thanks to Christin S., Amanda C., Rachael H., Jessi T., Anony M., Chase C., Amy S., Angela I., & Susan C. for scaring all the brides-to-be out there.

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The Newlywed's Instruction Manual

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And from my other blog, Epbot: