When it comes to naming pastries, you could say this bakery has really hit bottom:
But then, maybe this is a tongue-in-cheek kind of thing?
{Ew.}
Butt seriously, I'm sure these doughnuts are out of this world.
In fact, I bet they're really popular on Uranus.
[rimshot!]
Thanks to Robert F. for showing us what happens when you assume you know how to abbreviate "assorted."
"Hi, I'd like to order this Dora cake, please."
"No problem!"
[a few minutes later]
"Here you go: one Dora cake!"
"Um, that's not really the same... and where are the toys?"
"What toys?"
"The toys that come with the Dora cake!"
"Oh, THOSE toys. Haha! I thought you were making a pun. I don't have those toys."
"Well, which toys do you have?"
"Er...Let's see...I have the ones for this cake:"
"Ok, that's fine. Just make me one of those, then."
"Okey dokey!"
[later]
"Here you go! As you can see, I included the toys!"
"But, that looks nothing like the picture! Look, I don't mean to complain, but all these delays are really putting me behind schedule, and the party is in an hour, and I have so much to do, and I just can't seem to get ahead!" [sob]
"Say no more, my good man! I will take care of everything.
***
"Here we go! See? I told you I'd take care of it!"
"Why? What's in the box?"
****
[sniffle] "Fine. I'll take it."
Thanks to Vickie F., Ashley H., & Bryon B. for helping us finally get a head.
A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.
Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)
- Jen
