News Bites

And now, weird headlines.
Illustrated with cake.

"Crocodile Dundeeeek! Sharp-toothed reptile bites Australian man's TESTICLE."

And you should have seen the look on the GUY.

"School For Strippers Shut Down After Neighbors Complain"

I guess they never heard Amber's heartwarming backstory.

"Dog Driving Tractor Causes Ruff Traffic Jam"

"MY BAD."

"Man Sneezes Out Small Plastic Toy Lodged In His Nose For 44 Years"

Think he was a decorator?

"Baby Starts Crying In University Lecture, So Professor Responds In Best Way Possible"

Just kidding. He actually did this.

"McDonald's unveils new Hamburglar after 'sexy' makeover - but not everyone thinks he's tasty."

Waaaiiit for iiit....

THERE 'TIS.

Thanks to Rachel C., Marie S., Faye W., Katie T., Karilee, & Mary M. for the Crappy Meal.

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Technically these aren't edible, but a Play-Doh burger gets points for style:

Play-Doh Burgers & Fries Play Set

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And from my other blog, Epbot: