Help Me, Princess Bride; You're My Only Hope

There are times when I get wrecks SO baffling that even I don't know what they're supposed to be.

During these times, I turn to The Princess Bride for help.

 

"Do you hear that? Those are the shrieking eels."

"That is the sound of ultimate suffering. The man in black makes it now."

(He's just over there, screaming at the mixer.)

"The chocolate coating helps it go down easier."

(We hope.)

 "I've just sucked one year of your life away."

"It's the PIT of DESPAAAAIR."

"I'm not saying I'd build a summer home here, but the trees are really quite lovely." 

And, of course:

"You ARE the Brute Squad!"

Thanks to Jackie K., Victoria E., Hopkin, Amy J., Lena C., Stephanie, and Amy B. for the inconceivably good time.